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Posted by Paul Rudoff on January 14, 1998:
(on the old "Ghostbusters/Spook Central Message Board")
Why don't any of the EGB's customers complain about them being kids?
For instance, this SHOULD happen:
[the EGBs enter the building]
| Where's the ghost problem? |
| Who the hell are you guys? |
| We're the Ghostbusters. |
| No you're not. You're just a bunch of kids. I want the REAL Ghostbusters. |
| Hey, man. We ARE the real Ghostbusters. |
| How old are you guys? |
| Ah, we're 17 and 18 ... |
| 17 AND 18 YEARS OLD!!! Why aren't you in school? I'm not letting a bunch of immature, school drop-outs run around my store with their high-tech pea-shooters. Now all of you get out of here and don't come back until you have notes from your parents. |
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